The VibraExciter
The VibraExciter is a new small scale product that will vibrate whenever your cell phone receives some sort of transmissions. Apparently it works through RF signals the phone emits when receiving the data. Suddenly, text messaging goes from "OMG U R HAWT" annoyance to orgasmic "OMGWTFCUM" ectasy. (Getting off on leetspeek. Sick.)