Tido: Chinese Online Sex Toy (Helps if you have a Chinese font installed)

So you may not be able to access half the net due to the Great Firewall, but at least you can have sex online!

From what I can basically tell, this looks similar to the Sinulator, except you're tethered by a USB wire. Still, at 680 Yuan (~$82US) for the whole package, you really can't complain too much, that is, assuming you're on the fun side of the exchange rate. Calculating for average yearly income, this is closer to $500US for people actually living in the nation of production.