The Atari Vibe
sigh
Bless their hearts.
So, it's not quite a SexBox, but I'm sure the atari vibrator instructions over on HST will certainly make the retro fan in your life very happy. They can now grind away on their controller for hours on end while bombarding themselves with the latest chiptune releases from all the other bedroom-bound hermit geeks that've realized that they can't afford Native Instruments programs and therefore try their damnedest to make OctaMED cool again.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we'll go back to modding our XBox 360 controllers.