Je Joue Programmable Vibrator

Update Update: Expanded article on the Je Joue is all done. I better get one for free after all that.

Update: First off, thanks to Regina for posting this on her blog. Please note that the glee mentioned in her article will be posted as soon as I can writing something coherent, but until then, ignore my snarkiness, this thing is quite smart. Go check out their webpage. I don't even have a vagina (checks again Nope. Still don't.) and I want one.

The Je Joue sensual massager is an ergonomic vibrator similar to the Natural Contours line (i.e. the Ultime). However, instead of just on and off, this one is PROGRAMMABLE! Wheeee!

Through a USB interface and software that works on Windows or Mac, you can make your own patterns and share them with others.

So, I'm sure you're asking, "Hey, sorta cross-platformy, programmable, what's your complaint this time, qDot?". Well, the price.

225 pounds. Or, for those of us in the U.S., $400ish.

I'll be playing with the software interface later today and posting more info on it, as I'm genuinely interested in how they present a force feedback effects builder to the end user.

via Shiny Shiny