The Kingdom Hearts Vibrator
No. Seriously. I'm not fucking around here.
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See? Told you.
Pop Life Department M's, the same place that brought us the Tenga, now stocks this little gem. Unfortunatly, every joke I could make here is so violently obscene that I can't even start. And I know you're thinking them anyways.
But, just to make it worse, here's a babelfish translation of part of the page:
There to be also ... in order to stimulate anal, the secret hole of the woman direct bomb hit!
Yeah. God damn. I... yeah. Disney game vibrator. I just... I... Damn. Running this page is fucked up sometimes.
