An Odd Day for Sex
Ok, I'm not usually one to do linkposts, but it's just been such an odd day for this stuff...
From robots.net (who I think got it from someone else but it was the first place I saw it and boy was I shocked to see it there...), we have:
In reaction to no longer allowing live people to advertise on the street, the Japanese are now using robots to advertise for sex clubs. So next time you see that old Showbiz Pizza bot in front of a Japanese strip club, you'll know why.
And then, from robots.net AGAIN...
(For those of you not familiar with the picture above, check out this wikipedia article.)
Have a wife? Are a wife? Like robots? Wanna make some cash? Wife Swap wants you! The show that's ruining America is "currently casting for our fourth season and we are looking for families that are ROBOT ENTHUSIASTS". God only knows where this means you'll be sent. I'd say something rude like "Oklahoma", but, well, I lived there, I was a robotics enthusiast (can you still be an enthusiast if you were being paid for the enthusment?), so it does happen.
And finally, thanks to Gizmodo...
Sometimes... You see something, and you're like "Holy shit, that was put on this Earth specifically for me to mod." And so it was...
The Hotdoll, a sex doll for dogs. I mean, I don't even know what I'm going to mod it to do, but who cares. The concept alone is awesome. (Please note: my 'awesome' is most people's 'sick'. But if you haven't figured that out yet... Well, now you know, I suppose.)
But really, doesn't it kinda look like the dog the Cingular Logo would own?