Torturedildonics: Why fuck when you can be fucking annoying?
Torturedildonics: Why fuck when you can be fucking annoying?
A lot of the talks I give these days reference a rather mythical pattern based program that does wave interpolation to combine people's input methods for teledildonics. Not one line of code has been written for this yet because I'm a lazy fuck and still rather burnt out on sex toys.
However, from the people that brought you some great DIY toy plans for remote toys and Onyx, the computer based love board game comes this LJ post may have revitalized a bit of my interest.
You see, while I've been interested in "what functions can be used and integrated to produce this most pleasure", this idea behind the project in this post is "What pattern would be the absolutely most fucking annoying thing ever, getting you maybe sort of close sometimes but otherwise just keeping you from thinking straight for any period of time" (similar to what is shown in the picture above). While the former "nice" idea is fun and neat but kinda boring and most likely not to be picked up by the mainstream, if one could get a generalized vibrator/electrostim version of the Annoy-A-Tron going, I'm sure parts of the BDSM community would be all over it, especially if you could store down the generator for offline use (which is pretty easy these days).
Combine with biometrics (as some sort of scalar based on pulse, for example), and you have a box I'd be happy to put little horns and some flames on.
