Yes. It's a (fake) vibrator for actual (fake) felines.

Even though it, you know, looks like a (real) torture device.

Luckily, it's not an actual product. It was an April Fools Day joke by Badoink Magazine. However much I hate AFD and also the name "Badoink" (Why, yes, my high horse is quite high after dropping the name Slashdong), it's sex tech related, so, yeah, I'll post about it.

Apparently the (fake) inventor of the toy owns (fake) female cats, wanted to help them while they're in (fake) heat, without (fake) surgery, and now here we (fake) are. It even includes a (fake) vaping mechanism for putting off (fake) pheromones to get the (fake) cats in the (fake) mood. Can't say I would have thought of that, even for the (fake) joke.

Then there's the (fake) about page, with the title line:

Welcome to the ninth life of teledildonics and haptic technolgy

Control your (fake) lover's (fake) cat's (fake) sextoys over the (fake) internet. Nice to see mainstream sex tech magazines embracing zoophilia.

Their (fake) twitter account is terrifying.

So. That's a (fake) thing. Though honestly, I've seen enough (real) DIY projects over the years similar to this that I could see it being an actual thing (Yes, that is a cultural critique.). Not to mention, this isn't the first time we've seen sex toys for pets. Remember the (actually real) Hot Doll?