VirtualEVE: Because sex is a game, I guess

Bored with porn, but don't wanna actually do the work of getting some? Want to watch computer animated models doing it on a white background? Then VirtualEVE is for you! In this 3d sex "game", you can... have sex.

No, really. That's it.

No killing, no line forming or pattern matching, no wacky "Choose your own adventure" type hentai gaming. Nope, just doin' it. Lots and lots of doin' it.

Oh boy.

At least Roboho made you feel like you were playing a really, really dirty version of Faceball 2000.

Remind me why showing animations on a basic skinned mesh with no background is ground breaking again?

Podcast of Violet Blue's Teledildonics Presentation now available

Want to hear Violet Blue's Presentations on Teledildonics to DorkbotSF but wern't there to enjoy the show?

You can now listen to it through Open Source Sex (the show is a 31MB mp3), Violet's podcast show! 30 minute of sexy, sultury explanation of why the current teledildonics landscape sucks, and who's doing what about it (like us! :) ).

Tido: Chinese Online Sex Toy (Helps if you have a Chinese font installed)

So you may not be able to access half the net due to the Great Firewall, but at least you can have sex online!

From what I can basically tell, this looks similar to the Sinulator, except you're tethered by a USB wire. Still, at 680 Yuan (~$82US) for the whole package, you really can't complain too much, that is, assuming you're on the fun side of the exchange rate. Calculating for average yearly income, this is closer to $500US for people actually living in the nation of production.

Haptic Cow Butt Simulator

Here at Slashdong, we report on video games and haptics research for a reason. We believe that video games and immersive environments will lead the way to more realistic teledildonics experiences. That being said, we feel we should cover all areas of both haptics and sexual fetishes.

It is in this interest that we present the Haptic Cow Simulator.

What is currently used for simulating the act of finding reproductive tract issues in cows today, it could soon be in the corner store next to the inflatable sheep of tomorrow. Dog butt and horse butt simulators are also on their way.

Sometimes, living in the Midwestern United States pays off, like when you send this link to friends and they honestly say "Boy, I wish I would've had that when I had to learn".

via The Annals of Improbable Research, one of my favorite journals, and also one of the inspirations for this site. Now that I have a finite Erdos number, my next goal is getting published in AIR or maybe even aspiring to win an Ig Noble.

Nobra's Silicone Dreams - Custom Dildos with decently priced internet hardware and free software!

From Germany comes Nobra's Silicone Dreams, vibrators and dildos in pretty much every shape and size you can possibly imagine, and some you probably never thought of. They look incredibly well made, and come in every color you could possibly need to match your outfit every day of the week.

In addition to all of that, they distribute reasonably priced internet hardware for their vibrators, along with free, no-subscription-service-needed software. It even comes with plugins for mIRC so you can use it through any IRC server, and from what I can tell, it also works with some of the games that the software developer writes and distributes.

Don't want to pay for the box? Instructions and board layouts are provided! I KNEW someone else had to be doing this, I guess I just needed to look outside of the US. :)

Now all I need is an english translation of the Nobra page. All of those years of listening to Einsturzende Neubauten don't seem to be doing me much good when trying to read German webpages.

via Fleshbot