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Remember when April Fools Jokes weren't also viable business models?

Teddy Babes

So you've built that wonderful piece of machinery to do whatever it is that gets you off, and now, for some reason which I won't question 'cause I'm open-minded like that, you need an inanimate female object to mount it to something. Why settle for a simple stand when you can really crank up the creepy factor and use a plush female? Clocking in at a little under ten times less than the cost of a Real Doll, Teddy Babes claim to be "the most sensual, warm, and unique love dolls ever created".

And yeah, it gets worse.

"Remember when you were a kid and used to cuddle up at night with your favorite teddy bear? Well, now you're all grown up, and a beautiful plush girlfriend is waiting to share your bed!"

Remember, just because you own a company doesn't mean you're instantly a good copywriter. And when you creep out someone that hangs out at furry cons anyways, you've done fucked up but good. But they kinda make up for it with this picture.

Aw yeah. Teddy Babes diggin' themselves some Slayer.

Anyway, the dolls come with a hole which can accommodate "many conventional silicone or latex inserts", so your toy of choice might just fit, and cloth is a hell of a lot easier to repair than the stuff real doll uses... But then there's a whole cleaning issue.

shudder

via monochrom

Help JD-1116 Buy a Robot Suit

JD-1116, admin of the MaleBots Robotics Fetish Site, is having a fucking kick ass suit of armor built by Nightmare Armor Studios, and needs help to fund it. I'm not usually up for shilling for charity on this site, but dude. It's a fucking suit of robotic armor. I mean, I want a pony (please send me money too), but this is so much more badass than a pony that... Dude. IT'S FUCKING ROBOTIC ARMOR. GIVE THE MAN YOUR MONEY BEFORE HE TAKES OVER THE EARTH. Maybe he'll spare you then.

Also: MaleBots is having their end of month special for site sign-up, so go do that too. It's a damn fine site.

(Also: Really. I wasn't kidding about the pony. Plz send me money. Or a pony. See, here's a link you can buy it from, even. But send JD money first.)

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via Improbable Research Blog - One of my favorite pages on the net

Wheee, even more footage of me being a dork at SXSW.

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We've got the GETV interview with Kyle Machulis (qDot) about his twitterdildonic couch up; but just half an hour before Eddie Codel and I shot the GETV episode I sat on Kyle's Twitterdildonic couch (beta) and got him to tell me about the couch -- and whether he blogs dirty details on "the first date". and here I thought he was such a nice boy!