How Shit Works: Teledildonics

After months of broken promises and shattered dreams, it's finally here. Everything you'll ever want to know about how to hook up your sex toys up to your computer and give grandma the birthday surprise she's always wanted.

Teledildonics is easy. Really easy. Save yourself hundreds of dolalrs and bypass the commerical middleman easy. All you need is a program that can connect to another computer and send a few numbers, and a small circuit that can translate these numbers into a power level. We lay out the theory behind these components, and give you just enough information to seriously hurt yourself. Much of what is presented in this tutorial will be seen again in our FreeSex Network project, so now is a good time to start studying.

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