PhonePurr: SMSDildonics? TextDildonics?

Neither SMSDildonics or TextDildonics rolls off the tongue quite like Teledildonics, but the idea is still quite interesting nonetheless. Through the FREE PhonePurr software, you can down vibrate your friends silly by sending them a text message. With local/remote control and remote control, you'll never feel alone again! And it's FREE!

via Gizmodo, to whom we also give props for the Commander Keen Reference. Kite! Romero! Carmack! Put aside your differences and make us another KEEN damnit!