Joba Horseriding Exercise Machine

You know, there was a day when I had to work to write these posts. Now, they just fuckin' write themselves.

From the CNet Page:

built in conjunction with Nagoya University to offer a form of horseback-riding therapy, this mechanical horse (...) apparently stimulates those seldom used muscles in the dorsal and abdominal regions and decreases waist size without the user exerting much effort.

Man, I couldn't have put it better myself. Not only that, I could've totally ended this with a "Well, strap a dildo to it and we're done" message. But no. Seriously. IT GETS BETTER.

From the Product Website:

  • Advanced 3-D virtual reality technology imitates horseback riding experience and helps to build physical strength and endurance

  • All-new 8-Curve Action with "Forward/Backward" tilt and horizontal motion, strengthen abdominal, side, thigh & back muscles


I can't even make this shit up. I want like, 5 of these. They're only around $1600US, too.

via Wonderland