Those headphones are totally doing it.

So sometimes you're just standing there in an overpriced kitchenware store buying fixing instruments for the yummy tea you just bought and all of the sudden you hear some Japanese Techno Lounge and you're getting your groove on like the god damn yuppie you are and you're totally like "OMG I HAVE THAT CD" and then you go home and you try to look up a video of it on YouTube so you can tell all your friends how you liked the Katamari Damacy soundtrack before it was "cool" and all you can find is HEADPHONES HAVING SEX.

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I really feel like nature is telling me to get around to making that OhMiBod post now.