I tend to gather a lot of links, and keep thinking "Boy, I'll make a post about each and every one of them someday!" Someday has never, and most likely, will never come. So, instead of trying to gather some sort of motivation and do something original, I present you with It Vibrates, my new "Get all these links out of the way and act like it's new content" series. Without further ado...

• Sony has returned vibration motors to their Dual-Shock controllers. So now it will rumble while you try to fling it around wildly in order to satiate the demon that lives inside each and every SixAxis. (via Destructoid

• Of course, while we're at it, there's also DS Rumble and PSP Rumble now too. I should really get around to implementing a handheld version of the sexbox. (via HackADay)

• Touch is a remote haptics project that allows people to touch each other over long distances (via SuicideBots)

• The Celebrator is a god damn plastic cover for your electric toothbrush so you can use it to masturbate. Because somehow saran wrap is too difficult to use. (via sexblo.gs)

• Piss Screen is a urinal based game control mechanism. The harder you pee on a certain pad, the harder it does some action. No yellow hanky help or Urigro cheating allowed.

• There's a sex machine museum in Prague! I wanna go!

Wow. I should really clean out my google reader starred items more often....