Battle Raper making its way to the PSP

It looks like H-Games are on the way to the new generation of handhelds! In an article by someone who you can tell obviously never played Battle Raper 1, screenshots and a lot of ridiculously over-excited dialog are presented for Sony's PSP running Battle Raper 2. Sequel to one of the worst fighting games I've ever played (even Strip Fighter was better than this), the Battle Raper series takes the titty twister to a whole new level. Special moves (all two of them per character) make the camera zoom in on sexual encounters, and winning a match means a choose your own path prerendered suck and fuck fest with all of the mosaiced genitalia (flash) and detached hands causing fighting squirt queens to orgasm thru some method that sounds like macaroni and cheese being stirred (also flash, plus nomination for Best Use of Particle Systems EVER) your "pimp hand exercise on polygon women counts, right?" ass can handle.

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The Wired article has now been translated to Japanese, Spanish, Portugese (Please note: I call "Cibervibradores" for band name purposes. MINE.), and even Canadian! Possibly more, but these are what I found through my referers.

Now, seeing I can hardly speak English (as anyone who's had to proofread my articles realized), I had to throw all of this stuff through Babelfish to see if anything had been added to the info presented in the article. Of course, it just turned everything into incredibly silly gibberish, but once again, it's a slow news day, so I thought I'd share.

From the Japanese Article:

If sight ' slash Don which thinks of the relationship of sexbetween technology' the chairman, the calling ' q dot ' (qDot), only the opportunity it is, you think whether those which does not reach the point where everyone can participate in remote sex.

Portugese:

The initial idea of the creator of the site can take some to consider it a demented person (or not, who knows...): a vibrator that, on to the PC, vibrates fast more depending on amount of people deceased for you in the game "Quake".

I'm honestly impressed with how well language translation engines are doing these days, but it looks like we've still got quite a ways to go.

Note: The post title is a reference to Tiny Toons. Go ask your teenagers who will still admit they watched cartoons in the 90's. Just don't tell them where you saw it.

Playboy Spreads Open Source Software

Well, we usually try to talk about open source porn/adult stuff on here, but it's a slow news day for sex tech (Utopex still ain't open.), so we'll take something that's the other way around.

With an article header so ribald even we would be proud to use it, NewsForge presents an article on the SysAdmin of playboy.com, and his contributions to the OS community. mirrors.playboy.com features mirrors of Apache, Perl, FreeBSD, CPAN, and all sorts of other OS goodies, and is run off of Playboy owned hardware. For everyone who feels their webserver reinstall needs to be accompanied by a dry martini and a smoking jacket.

Will sex in games ever actually be sexy?

We've come from Custer's Revenge and Beat'um and Eat'um, thru Cobra Mission and the other MegaTech games, a horrible amount of HGames, and all the way up to 7 Sins. Yet, no matter how many lesbians you make in The Sims (It's a tripod site people, so be kind), or corpses you teabag in Halo, there's just no getting over the fact that sex in games simply isn't sexy. It's silly at best, and horrifyingly disgusting at worse (PyramidHead rape scene in Silent Hill 2 comes to mind). This article in the Guardian blog gives an overview of why sex in games sucks, and what needs to be done to bring back that lovin' feeling.

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Slashdong: For all of your "how many links can we throw in one post about a blog article", er, well researched post needs.

Intimate Transactions: The Transmute Collective

Intimate Transactions is a art project that links 2 users in seperate locations together through a multimedia experience that is controlled by physical stimulus. Placement of the hands, pressure of the back, and gestures can all change the appearance of images on the screen and audio coming through the surround sound speaker system.

No sex involved in this, but still a very interesting immersive enviroment project.

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