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Utopex: New teledildonics company featuring online spanker

Utopex: New teledildonics company featuring online spanker

Utopex is the newest player in the Teledildonics market, and their toys seem to be the most experimental of any of the current manufacturers. Their lineup includes an online spanking toy as well as a USB controlled tongue (which would be great as a sex toy or for a coffee table conversation starter). No word on their prices or usage policies yet, but they'll be presenting at Erotica-LA next week. Their site is a little low on content at the moment, but I hope we see more from them soon.

Thanks + Why Paypal Hates Freedom

Wow, of all the weekend to pick to be away from any sort of internet connection for 2 days... I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that's responded to our requests for help and sponsorship, I'll be getting back to all of you throughout the week, so don't think I've forgotten about anyone. :)

Now then, as for the "Why not just use PayPal?" questions I've been getting... I can't use PayPal because PayPal will freeze any accounts taking payment for ANYTHING sexual. PayPalSucks.com has tons of stories of people getting accounts frozen/closed due to this (including this post, which talks about SlutWifeCharms.com, easily the best place to buy christmas presents for all your loved ones). For those interested in the exact terms that Paypal uses, I've added the Mature Audiences Agreement to the extended part of this post.

The involving minors part is the real problem. Video Game Controllers are normally marketed at kids, so the SexBox would be a big ol' heap of problems.

Don't worry, we'll figure out something in the near future, we've got enough people willing to help now that there should be a solution soon.

Paypal's Mature Audiences Policy

You may not use PayPal in the purchase or sale of, or receipt of donations for, any obscene or sexually oriented goods or services.

In determining what goods or services are prohibited under the Mature Audiences Policy, PayPal will consider some or all of the following factors:

  • Whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct.
  • Representations or descriptions of intercourse, masturbation, excretory functions, or lewd exhibition of the genitals.
  • Dominant theme of the material or website.
  • Literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.
  • Safety and protection of its customers, both buyers and sellers.
  • Medical or educational usage of the product or service.

Any sexually oriented goods or services involving minors, or made to appear to involve minors, will automatically be treated as violations of the Mature Audiences Policy.

PayPal will not include sexual preferences or viewpoints as a factor in determining what goods or services are prohibited under the Mature Audiences Policy.

Porn straight to the PSP

Porn straight to the PSP

Sick of having to use TV or computers or your pda or the DVD player in your car or your toaster to watch porn? Well, now you've got yet ANOTHER choice! Hardcore porn from Japanese compnay Glay is being released as a signed, ready to go cartridge in Japan. Now you have one more way of cooling off after those frustrating sessions of Lumines.

via Gizmodo

Yay, we're in Wired! We need help!

I just spent the last 7 hours writing content for the site and trying to get ready for the gigantic media blowout that will be Slashdong in Wired (I love you, Regina. Please marry me, but only if my fiancee says you can.) tomorrow. It's amazing how you can forget all about sex after writing about it for 7 hours straight.

Anyways, I figure I should use this time to ask for help. This site is currently a one-couple operation. I'm doing the best I can to crank out articles and projects, and she's doing the best she can to proofread them and fix my horrible grammar. We get a little help on the side (thanks again to LouderThanGod, Scott Motherfucking Crawford, Guy who I can't think of an interesting name for even though he asked me to, and everyone who has ever linked to our posts), but it'd be nice to have somemore writers, engineers, and other people around to talk to. It's lonely.

So, here's what I'd like.

  • Some sort of Adult Store sponsor. I know we're an open source shop, but there's no such thing as a free dildo. I need some way to advertise the toys I use on here, and to get new toys to replace the ones I destroy (I have yet to completely destroy a toy, though the blue LED dildo is getting a little worn, and not from normal use) at some discounted rate, since I po'. If you run a store or know someone who does and would like to talk about terms, have them contact me at the email address below
  • Writers would be great. I have quite a few technology fetish topics I'd love to cover, but if it's not engineering, I'm probably not the best person to write about it. I also cannot interview people, as I suck at conversation that requires purpose.
  • Engineers who wanna work on projects. I've got ideas, you've got ideas, let's tape our ninjas together to make ONE GIGANTIC NINJA.
  • Can't do any of those things, but are just interested in the site? Sign up on the boards! Converse! Ask questions! For the love off god, get off the internet ass that is the feed aggregator and INTERACT!

So, that is my humble plea. I have a lot of fun running this place, I wanna share the fun. I can do all of the stuff listed above myself (including talking on the forum, like I do now :( ), but content can only be added as fast as I generate it, and if you look at the bottom of the page, you see I have 5 sites to fill. This one is the favored child right now, but I'd like to see my bots and yoyos again someday.

If you're interested in any of this, post on the forums or email me at [qdot at slashdong dot org][8].

We now return you to your irreverant romp through internet sex.

[8]: mailto:qdot at slashdong () org

Let's get a couple of things straight.

First off, the article is up. I'm pretty happy with most of it. The second page is totally fucking ace, I love the way it worked out.

However, since no one on the west coast is going to be awake to fix what I've requested until this afternoon, let me make a couple of small corrections.

  • Ugh, rant removed 'cause I shouldn't write things at 6am. Long story short, if you're looking at this at work, you are a naughty, naughty minx.

  • Back to a lighter topic... The SexBox will be on sale as soon two things happen. First, I'm trying to figure out what kind/where to install a switch that will lead into the 5v USB line, so you can use the controller ports as either off, reactive (vibration from games), or always on. Should have this done like, next weekish. The other issue is figuring out how the hell to take credit cards online. I have no idea how one goes about getting a merchant account to sell adult products. Due to the high rate of chargebacks and fraud, credit companies HATE these products. If you can tell me how to go about this, I would appreciate it very much ([email me with the info, please][3]). I will also document and post about the whole process so no one else has to deal with this. Until then, if you are interested in buying a SeXBox controller, email sales@slashdong.org

That is all. Return to enjoying the site.

[3]: mailto:qdot at slashdong () org