Dorkbot Teledildonics Presentation tonight, location change and performer announced

Nothing like posting about the same event three times now, but it seems to have become a bit of a big deal now. As we've said, the Thrillhammer/Dorkbot SF Teledildonics is this evening. Unforutnatly, it seems that due to some media issues there has been a location change, so the presentation is now at rxGallery, 132 Eddy St. @ Mason in SF (not that it matters much for me anyways, as I'm in the waypoint between NY and SF, so I won't be enjoying either side of the presentation).

The performer manning (womanning? Heh. I silly.) the Thrillhammer for tonight will be NetMichelle, an incredibly pretty fetish model (bald girls with tattoos == yum).

Good luck to all involved, hope things go well! If anyone goes, please poke me with reports at [qdot at slashdong dot org][9].

info via Tiny Nibbles and The ThrillHammer

[9]: mailto:qdot at slashdong () org

Thrillhammer site active again, Demo at Museum of Sex on June 1st

It's got all the muted, quiet sexuality of a dentist chair designed by Giger, and a price tag that will buy you a car, but it's also one of the coolest damn things out there. The Thrillhammer was one of the first commerical teledildonics toys on the market, and is still the only one that looks like it could be used for either pleasure or a remake of the Happiness in Slavery video.

The original Thrill Hammer is now an installation at the Museum of Sex in New York City, and will be part of the Teledildonics Presentation by Violet Blue next week at Dorkbot::SF.

Smells like fresh vagina in here!

It's the Woomba! From the makers of Roomba comes the new feminine cleansing product that never stops!

Ok, so it's actually an SNL skit, but still, it's robotics, it's sex, so we're featuring it.

BTW, hosting videos is as about as fun (at least, in terms of bandwidth usage) as smashing my penis with a hammer, so please, link to the permalink for this entry, not the video itself. Thanks!

Linux Sex Positions

Name a site Slashdong, and you become legally bound to post about bad linux sex jokes. Bad linux sex jokes taken way way way too far.

Yes, it's Tux(es). Yes, they're having sex.

Talk about opening your source. rimshot

(sigh I'm sorry, I really am. We don't have a choice. We promise never to show Stallman naked though.)

Lowtech SexBox

Not everyone like sitting around with a whole bunch of electrical tools making their sex toys. Some people like to take the easy way out. Here's an example:

Take a PlayStation controller, turn on your PlayStation, and get to the part in a game where it vibrates, like standing against the wall in a game. Lube the controller and stick it so that one end is under your balls and the other is vibrating against your dick. It feels so good, it feels like another man pressing against you.

Why solder and lose screws and shock yourself when you can just pick up a game, put the controller itself where the sun don't shine, and spread that little present from down under to all of your friends during the next group game of Mario Party? Crude, but apparently effective.

via Fleshbot