Hot Gamecube on Gamecube action on eBay

(Reaching waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to 2 months ago, 'cause this has been sitting in my draft pile that long)

There're hundreds of Gamecubes on sale on eBay every day, so how to choose which one to buy? Well, it looks like this one has been around the block a few more times then the rest. Controller on console, controller on controller, going on every position you can think of.

Hey, I'm sure there's someone out there who's into this sort of thing. I mean, hell, if there's a list of every video game you can either be eaten, eat something or watch something be eaten in, then there's gotta be at least one sad soul out there who's hankerin' for some hot Saturn on Dreamcast incest action (What naughty, unnatural place will they put the 32x next!).

Slashdong is now your trusty source for teledildonics, sex engineering AND video game sex news!

Because we just aren't covering enough topics on this blog yet, we've decided to add a new catagory: Video Game Sex! Sure, we've been doing a few posts about games already, but they didn't have their own category until now. Sexy Fandom has the fantasy and sci-fi side of porn covered, but video games are a fast growing industry, and we've taken it upon ourselves to keep people informed of happenings on the video game sex world (outside of H-Games, which we'll leave to the poor bastards at Something Awful).

You're probably asking, why games? Well, other than the whole aforementioned video game fetish I have, games are the bleeding edge of consumer immersive environments. Games innovate on how people interact with hardware and computer systems, and will be one of the major factors in sex simulation in years to come. We're just getting a jump start on it.

What to expect in this new catagory: Tracking the rise of adult situations in mainstream games (we're taking bets on which sequel of GTA will let you have sex with the hooker outside of the car), new games like 3Feel that incorporate teledildonics, and what the porn industry is cooking up in terms of polygonal bump and grind.

So, keep an eye out for new VG related posts (like the 5 or so I have lined up to go directly after I make this one).

Teledildonics presentation at Dorkbot::SF next week

So what's better than a sex toy making roboticist guy from the midwest? How about an erotica writing pinup OMG HUGE CRAZY FIRE SPEWY robot making girl from SF? Even with my gigantic ego, I'm not gonna act like there's competition there. sighs and pokes his small, non-fire-spewy-unless-something-is-WRONG bots

Violet Blue, SRL member and historian of teledildonics, will be giving a demostration of remote sex technology at the Dorkbot::SF meeting on June 1st. A live demo of the The Thrillhammer will be given. The Thrillhammer is located at the Museum of Sex in NYC, so this is about as long distance as your going to get in the contiguous states.

New Korean sex game involves teledildonics

Well, this post is gonna kinda suck if you can't read Japanese or Korean, but well, everyone can enjoy the pictures. 3Feel is a new simulation game from Korean game studio CM-NET. Basically, it looks like a cross between the Biko series (Rape and stalking simulation at its best, assuming you can have a "best" in rape simulation) and the Sims, except they've actually manufactured a USB widget to use teledildonics with the game! It's all the fun of webcam sex combined with half-assed collision detection!

'cause there's nothing sexier than watching a penis go in the ho-ho and right out the ass of a low poly model with gigantic boobs. H-Games, we love you.

(There are videos buried somewhere on this site, but you'll need mastery of a non-englishy language to find them)

via Fleshbot

Grocery shopping in vibrating undies is a bad idea

A woman shopping at her local grocery store while wearing vibrating undies became so aroused that she passed out, hitting her head and ending up going to the hospital.

So people, if you're going to take your SeXbox to public LAN parties with you, remember, moderation is the key. You don't want doctors handing it back to you in a plastic bag as you leave the hospital!

via The Register