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An Odd Day for Sex

Ok, I'm not usually one to do linkposts, but it's just been such an odd day for this stuff...

From robots.net (who I think got it from someone else but it was the first place I saw it and boy was I shocked to see it there...), we have:

In reaction to no longer allowing live people to advertise on the street, the Japanese are now using robots to advertise for sex clubs. So next time you see that old Showbiz Pizza bot in front of a Japanese strip club, you'll know why.

And then, from robots.net AGAIN...

(For those of you not familiar with the picture above, check out this wikipedia article.)

Have a wife? Are a wife? Like robots? Wanna make some cash? Wife Swap wants you! The show that's ruining America is "currently casting for our fourth season and we are looking for families that are ROBOT ENTHUSIASTS". God only knows where this means you'll be sent. I'd say something rude like "Oklahoma", but, well, I lived there, I was a robotics enthusiast (can you still be an enthusiast if you were being paid for the enthusment?), so it does happen.

And finally, thanks to Gizmodo...

Sometimes... You see something, and you're like "Holy shit, that was put on this Earth specifically for me to mod." And so it was...

The Hotdoll, a sex doll for dogs. I mean, I don't even know what I'm going to mod it to do, but who cares. The concept alone is awesome. (Please note: my 'awesome' is most people's 'sick'. But if you haven't figured that out yet... Well, now you know, I suppose.)

But really, doesn't it kinda look like the dog the Cingular Logo would own?

Wheee, I'm in EGM!

OMG. I'm in EGM! Rilly! For finally accessing the Sheng Long fight in Street Fighter II! 14 years of work is over!

Ok, not really for the Sheng Long thing. This month's issue is all about the future of games, and while I've got some choice words for a few of their ideas, who cares, I GOT UNSOLICITED PRESS!

I think this is the first time I've shown up in a magazine without knowing it was gonna happen. Someone from the IGDA Sex in Games Mailing List posted about it, which is how I found out.

It's a tiny, tiny blurb in a part of the magazine about sci-fi movies and their real world counterparts. Lists things like CAVE systems vs. the Star Trek Holodeck and 3D Displays vs. Star Wars. Here's the part of the article I'm in:

The flick: Demolition Man (1993)

The flicktion: In the future, people no longer kiss, touch or watch The Notebook together. Instead, they have VR boom-chicka-boom-chicka. When Stallone asks Sandra Bullock to do it the "old fashioned" way, Bullock responds, "Ew! You mean...fluid transfer?".

Reality check: Kyle Machulis, a "teledildonics" researcher, invented the SeXbox in 2005. It goes beyond hi-def nudity to actually reach out and touch special someones in their special places with a homebrew dildo doohickey. More recently, Machulis wrote a programming script that lets denizens of the PC virtual world Second Life use a "trance vibrator" to, er, titillate one another. That's one peripheral we won't be sharing.

Holy. Fucking. Fuck.

THAT RULES.

I CAN NOW ADD GAME MAGAZINE (THAT I WAS NOT SPECIFICALLY INTERVIEWED FOR) FAME TO INTERNET FAME.

Time to break out the hookers and blow.

Except I haven't quite reached the level of fame to afford hookers and blow.

I guess furry porn and twinkies will have to do.

Latex for Blogger!

Latex for Blogger!

For those of you that are returning rather disappointed after hitting that link, you are probably pissed that you aren't getting to see some hot blogger in latex.

For those of you that:

  • Took the time to read the whole post
  • or
  • Know exactly what I'm going to be talking about when I post about anything having to do with Latex (even though I didn't properly capitalize it just because it's a trap)

You may now laugh at the first group of people. For they are to be mocked.

via Geomblog

Let me see your papers!

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Modern Audio Toys

8 months in the making, it's finally here...

Thanks to the Walkman-esque personal audio revival brought on by the release of the iPod, audio vibrators seem to be the toy du jour. Audio triggered vibrators have existed for years, but until recently there'd only been one player in the field. Now there are 3 choices for your bass (or possibly treble) powered thumper, each providing a different experience in terms of both hardware and usability. In this article, we'll take a look at the hardware ideas behind audio vibrators, as well as the pros and cons of each product. We'll also end with a few ideas of what can be done with these vibes that no one seems to have picked up on yet.

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