Monochrom to hold Sex Tech Conference

If there's anything to bring me out of my blogging hybernation, it's one of my favorite art/culture/whatever groups putting together a sex tech conference.

So, to start at the begining... For those of you not familiar, Monochrom is a Vienna based group dedicated to doing, well, things that fall under the categories of "sweet" and "awesome", the venn diagram of their intersection making just one circle. I'd freakin' kill to go to Roboexotica, and Waiting for GOTO (Beckett and Technology, together...) is something I hope will do a run over here at some point.

For those of you who want to know more, I vehemently point at the Monochrom Wikipedia Site.

Getting back on track, Monochrom has just put out a Call for Everything for Arse Electronica conference (Best conference name EVER). I now liberally quote from the page:

According to a study by Simon Smith, more than 800 items were registered with the United States Patent and Trademark Office as sex toys between 1840 and 1997. Among them was a condom with a built-in computer chip that can play music. Progress?

From the depiction of a vulva in a cave painting to the newest internet porno, technology and sexuality have always been closely linked. No one can predict what the future will bring, but history indicates that sex will continue to play an essential role in technological development.

The conference is expected to happen sometime in 2007 or 2008, probably somewhere on the west coast of the US.

Post this on your blogs. Post this on your friends blogs that you stole the password from their computer for while they were drunk and passed out. Get people involved. It's been a long time since I've been excited about something like this (in fact, I think it was the release of the Je Joue), and I'd love to see this happen.

via Laughing Squid

The Center for Orgasmic Studies

The Center for Orgasmic Studies is a center, presumably for studies of orgasmicnisity. From their commercial, it's obvious that they've made taken at least one couple from the depths of unorgasmicness to spinning in circles. By American cultural standards, spinning in circles denotes a happy and successful relationship. The Center's revolutionary Sex Machine Therapy has turned many unhappy sexual relationships into wild, crazy, monkey sex fuckathons (to use the medical term).

However, recently they seem to have come upon some drama, and if there's anything I love, it's drama. Someone absconded (I used a big word!) with videos of the institute's practices. The culprits have been caught, but the damage that was done is irreparable:

"Everyone, probably everyone in this building, is not happy with what has happened," he added during a break from preparing for his work to be presneted later this month in Montreal at CHI2006 at the Sexual Interactions Workshop. "But when you're high-profile, or on someone's radar ... then it matters. I am sorry for the patients and family who have become instant porn stars, and I have to live with the guilt and go on." Holding back tears Mr. Stein addes, "On a positive note it spreads the word of our ground breaking treatment modalities using many of our high tech sexual instruments. Hopefully we can help other people by bringing an new awareness to our work here at the clinic.

Just to let Slashdong readers know I did my part, I bought Mr. Stein some ice cream while at CHI2006. It made him feel a little better.

The Joystick

I bet you thought this might be mildly sex or video games related!

HAH.

Well, that's sorta true. I mean, it's kinda sophomorically sex humor related. The Joystick, from Applegate Farms, is, according to The Reverend Scott Motherfucking Crawford, The Ride, "the best damn meat snack I've had in recent memory". And if there's anyone that knows meat sticks, it's him. I've also been alerted to the fact that their BACON is so good that it may only be referred to in capital letters. Yes, it's BACON, and BACON is a very dear subject to us here at Slashdong.

While you're at it, why not slam down a can of Gay Fuel?

Apparently the insanity of moving makes me make stupid posts. Go figure.

Originally written by Camzet for mmorgy.com

They strut their stuff.. wandering around London in such skimpy clothes or totally encased in armor. Finally they say yes and you take them home... peel off their clothes...

And nothing.. you have no idea what to do....

Well here's a handy guide to the mechanics of woman on woman love in Socio. (Ed. Note: Something that's been taking place much longer than other worlds who've recently claimed they brought it to the net...)

As she lays there on the floor, looking at you with lust filled eyes, click on her body so that she appears in your paperdoll window. Make sure she is fully undressed or your options will be limited depending on which bodyparts are covered.

If both of you are naked and female - yes this one is for all you men who love to watch women screw each other - you'll see this list of options.

Select one from the list that seems interesting, or that your partner may enjoy. Doing this will give a visual list of the physical options you can do with that woman. For example, let's try kissing: Two Options show for kissing - a standing kiss and a laying down kiss. Doubleclick on the standing up pictures. You will cling to your partner and text of you kissing her will start to appear.

At this stage you can change the ferocity in which you kiss the woman - This is called Penetration. The option you choose, increases or lowers how intense the speed of action is. A few sexual options do not show any movement no matter which penetration button you select. * The harder the penetration, the more pain you or your partner feels.

Keep a handy supply of milks to drink to alleviate pain. (We will go over urges another day.)

Now if you're like me.. You want to get to the good stuff right away. So forget about the soft stuff and just push that hand right up into her ass. But how you ask? What position? Just take a look at your options:

Four wonderful positions in which to turn your woman into a glassy-eyed lust monster. This happens to be my favorite:

Keep in mind.. any position in which you insert your hand into a woman's orifices.. can also be used for toys - Strapons, dildos, and a few other in game objects. Some will cause more pain than others.

Now, after you have made the woman climax a couple times, why not have her pleasure you? Need a tongue on your pussy or asshole?

Let's go with having her lick your pussy, so make sure the two of you are standing - so all the options show - though you can stay in whatever position you were in, just some of the options may not be there. Select Press your vagina on face and you will get a long list of positions.

This is one of my favorites:

To taste the sweet nectar that flows from a girl's pussy, there are several positions in which to use.

Any one of them will do, it all depends on what appeals to you. Here is just one of the many options:

Now go find yourself a nice easy slut in Socio and use her well.

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

Chris Dahlen has taken it upon himself to go where no man usually goes, going through a pregnancy and labor program in the Second Life world.

The 3 part series takes the reader through conception (buying a package and attaching some things. Who says romance is dead?), checkups (ultrasounds and exams), and the birthing process.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3