Math Porn

It's math!

It's porn!

It's MATH PORN!

All the pictures on the side are mathematically generated. Now, technically, you could most likely come up with an equation to represent ANY image if you tried hard enough. But these, they're... more mathy. Or something.

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Vibrating Headphones? No, really. Why?

The headphones. They vibrate.

No, really. It's something you put on your head, and it vibrates. That's not fucking headache inducing or anything.

Now, we feel obligated to cover weird things that vibrate. This is definitely something weird that vibrates. Aerowolf even came up with the idea that you could "Put them on and feel like you're fucking on the dancefloor".

Me, though, not so much. I really cannot see these being comfortable in any way. However, I suppose you could put them on your crotch and turn something relatively bassy on, or do like we always say, hop on the back of a Warthog in Halo and start firin'.

God, we're starting to sound like Homemade Sex Toys around here. I really need to finish the sexbox article. Soon.

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• Second Life

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

Well, we're really, really pushin' it in terms of what we're calling Machinima Porn at the moment, but this at least involves someone being nude. Well, virtually nude.

You know what we mean.

Stepping a few notches down in quality from the last post about Brokesim Mountain, we now have a rather fuzzy SL rendered reenactment of the 2004 Superbowl Halftime Incident. Why we needed this incident rerendered, I dunno, but hey, it's content!

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Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

Yes, someone took a whole bunch of Sims 2 mods, munged them together, and came up with a Brokeback Mountain set for the Sims.

"Bareback Mountain" Machinima Porn appearing in 5... 4... 3...

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Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

Well, it seems some of the inhabitants of Second Life aren't very happy with the invasion of the Suicide Girls. So much so that they've decided to yell about it on the forums.

Now, for those of you not familiar, there are many SLers who will yell about anything on the forums. Servers down for a update? Yelling. Textures not appearing fast enough? Yelling. It's Tuesday? Totally Linden Labs fault. Yelling.

However, there's been a lot of discussion about Linden Lab using a porn company as a sort of advertising. This finally prompted one of the LL staff to hand down a FAQ on the whole situation.

Suicide Girls in Second Life FAQ

• Q. Is there a deal/agreement/contract between Linden Lab and the Suicide Girls?

• A. No

• Q. Were the Suicide Girls approached by Linden Lab to join Second Life as a part of a program or promotion?

• A. No

• Q. Were the Suicide Girls given a special offer to check out Second Life?

• A. Yes

• Q. Do the Suicide Girls owe Linden Lab something in return?

• A. No

• Q. Why did Linden Lab do this?

• A. There is an interest in seeing how existing web communities can extend what they offer members by having a virtual space where they can meet and interact. The Suicide Girls have a very active community and Second Life is a good fit for them to be able to meet and greet each other as well as their site members.

Along with the following quote:

Please remember that the residents in Second Life with the last name
Suicide are like all residents and deserve to be treated according to
the Community Guidelines and Standards.

There will be more web communities in the future joining Second Life
as we continue to grow and expand and they should be given the chance
to make a home just as we all have.

I am always willing to talk with concerned residents in world and
would ask that you respect other residents’ right to privacy.

There's currently around 90 Suicide Girls in the world, as can be counted by their special last name, "Suicide". I honestly haven't been any of them around the world, and don't really know if they have any plans, but just being there at the moment is enough to be setting some people off. More as we find out.

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