The Japanese Handjob Machine

Hot damn! I'd seen pictures of this machine floating around a year or so ago, and I'd always been looking for more information on it.

This is a Japanese toy that has multiple attachments that it can move in an up and down motion. One of them happens to be a little hand that's just creepy as shit. The toy runs around $350US, which seems to be the norm these days for automated guys toys. Of course, shipping the thing to where not-Japan you are will probably increase that cost half over again.

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Originally written by sumatrae for mmorgy.com

If the phrase 'How about a nice massage?' makes your sphincter shut tighter than a timelock in a bank you'd best skip this entry.

But if you're like me (and I know I am) then let me regale you, fellow traveler, about my visits to a place in Second Life where the men are men and the women are alone.

There's a region of Batak that houses a palace of delights - harkening back to the mystical times where loinclothed servants hand-peeled grapes for their Pasha and bellydancers tantalized the harem with their swaying hips.

_Wait, is that a bulge in that bellydancer's outfit? _

Haz Pazaar is modeled after a real, gay-positive turkish bath-house with gorgeously rendered detail right down to the high, domed ceilings and marble floors. The 2000 square meter facility is as vast as it is lush. Each part of the bath-house is modeled to cater to the patrons' different needs:

The main bath for central congregating and massage...

The hot springs and steam rooms for more...intimate gatherings...

And even a veranda to purchase loincloths, sandals and other period clothing.

In my conversation with the creators of Haz Pazaar; Krysis Gall and Kamael Xevious met each other in a SL gay bar, each wanting to create a special place where gay and bisexual men could have plenty of public sex in a warm, male-positive setting. They became fast friends and thus the bathhouse was born. To keep the patrons happy, a simple caste system is available where submissive males can apply to become servants for Haz Pazaar clientele.

Krysis Gall

Kamael Xevious

Since its creation only a few months ago, Haz Pazaar is quickly increasing in popularity with pleasure seeking males and has many special events throughout the year. The recent Halloween party was a big success and there're plans to expand the building. There's even a new themed S&M club that K&K are working on...but I have to keep that under wraps, for now. Lets just say that hell is frozen over, shall we? 3

The iBuzz

Hey, look! Someone reinvented the Audi-oh, put an 'i' in front of the name, and all of the sudden it's the latest and greatest iPod accessory!

The iBuzz will cause things to vibrate to the music playing on your iPod. That's about it. Not much new or special otherwise, but if you're absolutely DETERMINED that everything that touches your precious hipster security blankie will start with an 'i', you can now stop grumbling about all of the Audi-oh owners.

Oh yeah, and I think this thing is around $20 or so cheaper, though the shipping from the UK will probably eat that. :(

Smellosex

Regina, girl, you craaaaaaaazy.

In terms of replayable or virtual sex stimulation, we've got 3 of the 5 senses pretty covered.

Sight: There've been drawings for millenia, pictures and movies for over a century

Hearing: The phonograph to the tape recorder to CDs to mp3s, as long as you moan into the mic, someone can hear it later.

Touch: For guys, as long as fairly holes have exists, so have toys. For women, "marital aids" have existed for well over a century.

So, that leaves us with two senses left to go: smell and taste. I'm honestly not sure how taste is gonna work, and up until today, I wasn't too sure about smell, either. That all changed when I read today's entry on the Sex Drive Blog.

The post was initial about Cell Phone Scents. Basically, litlle air fresheners that poof whenever your phone rings. However, Regina, god love her, managed to dirty it up a bit. She suggested using the, er, "scent" of a lover in place of whatever horribly fake potpourri mix was in there at the moment. (Though I can't really imagine what the... extraction process would be like)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thinks of crazy shit like this.

I can only imagine that shit going off in an elevator. There's really nothing like a nice, concentrated shot of pheramones in a small, non-ventalated room to make things go either very right or very wrong very quickly.

Originally written by Isabelle Pavlova for mmorgy.com

There's an interesting article up on GamesFirst! about the experience of building a character and playing in London. It's a well done first hand account of the world, and part of a two part series.