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MMOrgy: Whores of Warcraft

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

So yeah, life is good. You don't update your site for 4 months, and yet, you're still pulling enough hits to continue to let it stagnate while you work on getting your life back together. Then, one day, the hits double, specifically off of google references to "whorecraft" and "world of whorecraft". And you begin to wonder... Is someone doing something about sex in warcraft? Just maybe?

Well, it certainly looks like someone is.

Er, lemme try that again. It certainly looks like someone is...

There we go. Anyways, yes, Whores of Warcraft has arrived, proving you can put some halloween elf ears and silly makeup on a c-level porn start, fuck her, film it, and drive hits to a site about MMO sex. And for this, I must thank the producers of the aforementioned site.

However, I swear to fuckin' god, if they can work in DKP banter in the orgasmic screams, then I'm totally buying this shit. Twice.

Documentary looking for subjects

Just got this in. Come on, you know you wanna be documentary famous! It's way better than internet famous!

A well-respected independent production company based in the UK is looking for contributors for a documentary on cybersex. We are particularly interested in the way people are having sex in online worlds such as Second Life.

Has sex online given you the courage to explore your fantasies? Do you have a fetish that is not physically possible in the real world which you can now enjoy? Perhaps you are someone who already lives out your fetishes in real life but cyber has allowed you to take things one step further? Are you just a regular guy/girl with an unusual sexual online persona?

If you are interested in being involved and happy to talk openly about your cybersexual experiences and how they relate to your real life, please send email to cybersexdoc (AT) googlemail (DOT) com, in confidence, with your story. No commitment is expected at this stage.

Those headphones are totally doing it.

Those headphones are totally doing it.

So sometimes you're just standing there in an overpriced kitchenware store buying fixing instruments for the yummy tea you just bought and all of the sudden you hear some Japanese Techno Lounge and you're getting your groove on like the god damn yuppie you are and you're totally like "OMG I HAVE THAT CD" and then you go home and you try to look up a video of it on YouTube so you can tell all your friends how you liked the Katamari Damacy soundtrack before it was "cool" and all you can find is HEADPHONES HAVING SEX.

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I really feel like nature is telling me to get around to making that OhMiBod post now.

Amazon: Your source for used condoms

Ok, so we all remember when Amazon started selling sex toys. Now, logic would follow that they also sell condoms.

So, search Amazon for "condoms". Go ahead.

Ok, I know you didn't, you lazy fucking RSS reading hipster. So, here's an image.

Yes, not seeing it yet? Here, lemme highlight, Pokey the Penguin style.

Freesex: Sex and Second Life v2 - LibSL Edition

Freesex: Sex and Second Life v2 - LibSL Edition

Well, just a little under a month after a made my famous "It'll be ready this week!" annoucement, here's that code that was gonna be ready 3 weeks ago. This article is an unedited brain dump of the basics of libsl, and how I harnessed them for my demo at SLCC. The source code is included but has not been beautified in any way, so don't expect bells, whistles, or anything else. I do plan on extending it at some point, but since that will be some time in the future (for some possibly large values of 'some time in the future'), I figured I'd throw out what I've got now and let others start building on it.

And, thanks again to LibSecondLife and the SLJoy project for making this idea possible, even though they probably didn't mean to.