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Battling Seizure Robot Condoms

Battling Seizure Robot Condoms

Yeah, I could be all coy and say "Click the link for some crazy shit" and all, but really, this needs to be laid out in its full glory on as many places as the internet can handle, because, god damn...

Dude. Robot. Motherfucking. Condoms.

I mean, let's go over this. We have:

  • Robots
  • With Lasers
  • And Guns
  • AND ENGRISH
  • On a CONDOM Package

For all you fuckwads that say otaku never get laid, well, you're probably right, but in my their dreams, my their cock just FORMED LIKE VOLTRON and blew your motherfucking head off.

MMOrgy: Nethack Porn

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

No. Really.

Nethack Porn

Yes. The ascii RPG. Nethack. Porn.

So, honestly, it's not quite as interesting as I want to make it out to be (i.e. ascii letters doing naughty things to each other).

There's definitely more, um, pr0ny stuff on the site, but that's gotta be my favorite image.

First person to make an ascention joke in the forums gets a personal visit and subsequent smacking from me.

Troll Patent Regulation and Teledildonics

Troll Patent Regulation and Teledildonics

Violet Blue has an interesting discussion of the current SCOTUS ruling on troll patents (patents made with no intent of invention, which are held until a profitable conflicting product is made and is then used for lawsuits against said product), and its relation to the teledildonics patent. While it's not a sure-fire way to knock out the patent, it's certainly a step in the right direction.

Meat Tenderizer

Meat Tenderizer

Sometimes, you're wandering through Bed, Bath & Beyond, and you see things. Things that are supposed to be at BB&B, sure. But, there are ulterior motives. Obvious ones.

Now, here's the webpage's description for it:

Two-in-one tool has a spiked surface for tenderizing, a flat surface for pounding cutlets and chicken breasts. Chrome-plated zinc. 3"Dia. x 6"H.

So, the bottom reverses. The top has a flared, rounded handle.

For those of you who just missed the obvious train, what you're looking at here is an incredibly cheap metal buttplug with possible fetish play capabilities.

Flip the flat side up, you've got a nice, weighty metal plug that looks nice. Put the spikey side up, and you've got a plug with a acupressure base, perfect for training or just a new and interesting sensation. I don't think I'd recommend you use it for pounding food-grade meat after that, though.

Just wait 'til your next trip to a cooking store.

As a wise man once told me, "It's all about how you look at things."

What's up with qDot

As you've probably noticed, posts here have been rather infrequent and randomly themed lately. There's a few reasons behind that, and while I don't usually get into my personal life on here, it's only fair to let people know what's up. Not that any of it is bad.

So, first off: I'm movin'. Time to rise up out of Oklahoma, land of fucked up video game laws and religious pandering on state grounds. I'm headed off to San Francisco, land of heathens, harlots, and general sinnyness, to work for Linden Lab, makers of Second Life. That is, until god decides to bitchslap the faultline and we all fall off into the ocean.

Unfortunately, the timing of the move means I will not be able to attend the Sex in Video Games Conference, coming up in a little over 2 weeks. With the absolutely amazing list of people on the panels, it really sucks to have to miss this. So, even though I'm not going to be there, everyone reading this should totally sign up and go.

As for Slashdong, well, there's a few things I'm planning on doing. First off, I'm adding a new section, on DIY/Non-Traditional build projects going outside of our usual technology scope. I'd really like Slashdong to be about all sorts of open projects, not just the crazy electronics stuff I come up with. Many of the fetish scenes have relied on DIY for years ("Home Depot: The Kinkiest Store On the Planet"), and with the current DIY resurgence, I figure I might as well get the hits while I can put together a community of builders, tinkerers, inventors, and others instead of just engineers.

Also, I've felt that my tutorials, while educational and informative as they currently are (as well as damn funny. Probably more damn funny than anything else, actually), have suffered from a lack of crossreferencing and updating capabilities.

Therefore, it's time for the obvious solution: The Slashdong Wiki. This solves multiple problems I've been facing, including:

  • Easy to update information
  • User/Community Created Content
  • Awkward content layout when done in article form
  • Other stuff

If you'd like to be a contributor to the Wiki, please email me at the tips at slashdong address. There's a lot of information to add, and I'm gonna do what I can when I can, but with this upcoming move, time will be fleeting until like, September.

Ugh. I know this is going to end well, but the end is a long, long way off.