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MMOrgy: Hold Me - SL Personal Ad Movie

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

So I was totally expecting this to be the new Benny Benasi video when I saw the URL and the (NSFW) after it on IRC. My god, was I wrong.

From holdme.tv comes this little gem of a personal ad. Filmed at Ashley Petunia's Master and Slave store (the fact that I could tell that the second the first background came up scares me), it seems to be the pleas of a mid 50's man that... well, just watch the fuckin' video. It's inexplicable.

Fucking IRC. Why do I click on URLs from you.

qDot in Xbox World UK

qDot in Xbox World UK (1.06mb PDF)

In the April 2006 issue of Xbox World 360 UK, there's an interview with me on Sex in Games, as it pertains to next gen consoles. (1.06mb PDF)

It's a pretty good article, but I think my favorite part has to be the screen in the background.

That is SO a game interface I would totally design. "Dude, smash the button until she finished the partial differential! YEAH! SURFACE INTEGRAL BONUS STAGE!"

God I'm a nerd.

MMOrgy: Dark Elves + Masturbation make Internet History

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

I suppose I could feel sorry for this guy and not post this. However, I need content. Sorry guy, you're a casualty of blogging necessity.

So, what can we learn from this poor bastard? Well, other than the fact that the World of Warcraft Dark Elf dance is pretty darn sexy, you should really make sure there are not internet savvy, camera carrying roomates in the house before you jack off to it. Otherwise you will end up on sites like this that people that masturbate to the same things you do read, and yet we they are smart enough not to get caught on camera.

Not that going proudly to the press with this fact is a much better idea

MMOrgy: SXSW Panel/Conference Wrapup

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

Ok, so I realize SXSW ended damn near a month ago, but I never did get a chance to post about all of the wonderful, wonderful press that came out of our session there.

GuideLive - SXSW: Sex By Southwest Reciprocal Demand - Austin Chronical Sex Alive and Well in Video Games - CNet SXSW: My Blue World: Game Experts Give Red Light Talk Fleshbot - Sex in Video Games at SXSW

Lots of good press from the panel, though my favorite has to be the GuideLive article. Finally, quotes I wanted to see in the press, like:

"Instead of having to be a person, you can be pretty much anything
you want," said Kyle Machulis, founder of cybersex toy maker
Nonpolynomial Labs. "You can have crazy plasma sex with a floating
hammer." You can laugh, but the heart rate of some reader out
there just increased.

I'm sure a majority of the readers here just had that heart rate increase, heeee.

MMOrgy: MMOrgy in XBox World UK Magazine

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

In the April 2006 issue of Xbox World 360 UK, there's an interview with me on Sex in Games, as it pertains to next gen consoles. (1.06mb PDF)

It's a pretty good article, but I think my favorite part has to be the screen in the background.

That is SO a game interface I would totally design. "Dude, smash the button until she finished the partial differential! YEAH! SURFACE INTEGRAL BONUS STAGE!"

God I'm a nerd.