Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

There are places you really don't expect to ever see your name. For me, Fox News definitely ranks very, very high on that list.

AP Writer Peter Svensson has written up a wonderful piece on MMOEGs, that's been picked up by a ton of mainstream news agencies. It's a balanced, information filled article that does justice to the growing world of online sex games.

Oh yeah, and it totally has my name in it. OMG I'm on CNN! school girl giggle

Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

And so begins the unloading of the rather massive backlog of posts I have. Conferences have made it a quiet month, so we're gonna be spending some time catching up.

First off is an interview in City Pages with Kelly Rued, lead designer on Black Love Interactive's Rapture Online MMOEG. Lots of interesting information on plans for the game, as well as some background on the design.

The Kingdom Hearts Vibrator

No. Seriously. I'm not fucking around here.

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See? Told you.

Pop Life Department M's, the same place that brought us the Tenga, now stocks this little gem. Unfortunatly, every joke I could make here is so violently obscene that I can't even start. And I know you're thinking them anyways.

But, just to make it worse, here's a babelfish translation of part of the page:

There to be also ... in order to stimulate anal, the secret hole of the woman direct bomb hit!

Yeah. God damn. I... yeah. Disney game vibrator. I just... I... Damn. Running this page is fucked up sometimes.

via IGDA Sex in Games Blog

Tenga - The Fleshlight, Japan Style

Ok, I think I'm gonna start this off with pictures, and then explain.

So, below is the fleshlight, speed bump addition, anal opening.

Yeah. Opening, tight hole, bumps in the middle. Basic operating theory is pretty simple, right?

Now I present you with the Tenga:

No, I'm not kidding. It really looks like that. You're supposed to put your dick on there. I think it'd help if they'd show it with like, some sort of softness to the image, because... Well, here's they're double entry version:

You know that's got to be awesome. Way better than a bunch of uniform bumps. Even the canister it comes in is fairly well designed, moreso than Fleshlight's "No, it's just a really big flashlight, realllllllllllllllllly. I don't know why it's sticky." design.

Even though, those images are just a little offputting if you think of them as hard plastic or something.

Obviously, the Japanese don't fuck around with their screw tubes.

Judging by the price (1000 yen), I think these are made to be single use toys, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. What's even better is the fact that they're named "ONACUPS", which of course means Onanism Cups.

That's gonna have me smiling for a while, and I don't know why.

Thanko's Silent Mouse

Continuing our coverage of stealth naughtiness, we have the Silent Mouse.

Sure, having a place to stash your issues of Playboy/Playgirl/Playpony is a good thing, but opening cabinets and flipping pages can sometimes be a little noisy. We've had cushioned keyboards for a while, but with the advent of the new Silent Mouse, with it's cushioned buttons, you can now click away madly at your favorite naughty sites without waking whoever it is you live with that wouldn't approve.

Just remember, just because one hand isn't making noise doesn't mean the other isn't.