Geek Girl Calendar and UNIX Calendar, false advertising abounds

Every proper sex toy mechanic has to have some sort of calendar up on their wall... Too bad you're either going to have to really, really, REALLY use your imagination, or else just settle for a big ol' bowl of suck (and if you're into guys, well, there's pictures of Linus, Bjarne, and others all over the net, make your own damn calendar).

Starting with the bad first, The Girls Of Geekdom. Oh come the fuck on people, I mean, really, we've been here before, except Geek Fantasies was a JOKE. They're actually expecting you to shell out $15 for a god damn calendar where the "Computer Geek Girl" BRAGS ABOUT CODING HTFUCKINGML. If I'm shelling out cash, I was to know the girl in that picture has made one of the posts on Lambda The Ultimate that I can barely understand because I forgot all of my language theory right after college (and subsequently got a job where I have to do language design. Go me.). I want my Horror Geek to be masturbating to Cannible Holocaust. I want my Robotics Geek Girl to... Oh wait. They didn't have one. Personal fantasy getting in the way there...

Anyways, if you're gonna claim to be geek, then FUCKING BRING IT. Don't sully the term with this wimpy ass shit.

Then there's this UNIX Girls Calendar. At least there's some nakedness this time, but how am I sure that car is running a real flavor of UNIX, and not just like, Ubuntu or some shit? Can someone write the uname response on one of the girls in lipstick or something? It'd just make me feel a little better about the whole thing.

For everyone that's looking for the Hot Men of Cumputing (giggle) Calendar, well, I'm sure there will be a GNU Version Calendar released someday. Then all your Stallmen in Speedo needs will be fulfilled.

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UPDATE For Visitors From March 2006 Wired Article: Since Wired had their heads supremely up their asses on their sex game article (2 unpublished games, 1 alpha game, 1 released game, and NO URLS. WTF?), here's a rundown of what's up. I haven't heard anything about 3Feel from CMNet since E3 of last year, which I'm guessing means they've yet to find a publisher. So, if you're coming here to find out where you can pick up the game, I'm sorry, but I have no clue. Assuming you can read Korean, you can find more info on the game at 3Feel.com. If you want more up to date info on Sex in Video Games, check out the IGDA's Sex in Games Blog

It looks like there's been more work happening on 3Feel. However, instead of talking about it myself, I'll let the press release do the talking for me.

Usually I wouldn't post a straight press release about a game, but the fact that they made a point to feature same sex relations in the game makes me feel like it's worth it to give it a little extra press.

Description

3FEEL Community Sex Game has approached to sexual desires of adults in various angles making it real to its maximum in the game. This is a new conceptual community game that enables users to transfer their interpersonal feelings.

3FEEL stands for a sense of Sight, Hearing and Touch carrying a meaning that it transfers these 3 feelings to users. This is a game that can be enjoyed by adult users at their maximum satisfactions.

Characteristics

3FEEL is realized so as to make both users hear his or her partner's voice in real time viewing each other's figure adopting digital video camera and voice module for the first time in the game industry. Having embraced contents of existing adult sites and applied online games to in a balanced manner, 3FEEL enables users to get their sexual satisfaction to its maximum while enjoying game. It has a system in which users can receive a feeling realistically by linking vibrator to USB port.

Since all movements in the game are to be established by MOTION CAPTURE, users can enjoy natural graphics which are never to be interrupted nor having any absurdity. In 3FEEL, there are not many users involved in a game so that it is able to put emphasis on details and delicacies of character. These thus result a great advantage in 3FEEL game bringing more accurate and higher quality of graphics than other online games. Moreover, it exhibits individual tastes or characteristics, etc. about sex of each user, so then users can indulge into game feeling togetherness realistically with character on the opposite side.

Same Sex Gaming

We are ready to upgrade 3feel for same sex lovers.

May 2005 during the E3 convention in L.A something drew everybody's attention. The 3feel game booth, which was located in the South Korean hall, was the center of the heat. Combining sex and a game, 3feel is the world's first adult game to communicate in both directions making a step forward to cyber sex showed in the movie 'Demolition Man' by Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone. (Slashdong Ed. Note: HOT DOGS!!! ARMOUR HOT DOGS!!!)

Playing 3feel, players have the game partner visual to win their attention during the game with sound dubbings and send them actual feeling through heptic technology.

Beside tasting and smelling the game is using all the senses of a human body like looking, listening and feeling.

The CEO. Shin Do Chul, says, "A game like 3feel is limited due to strict regulations in the Korean market, but we are looking for business partners in the world, and will soon provide service for the adult online game users." In addition, he mentioned that he was able to slough off stereotyped ideas, which he had while developing adult online games, through the E3 convention.

Cmnet is now ready to take the game to an upgraded version. Until now, the game was designed to be played by different sex types, but now Cmnet is working on an additional system for same sex lovers. Let's watch the development of how sexual freedom will be expressed in the cyber world.

Cmnet has thoroughly completed the basic systems of the game and is contacting game publishers for the international market

If you're interested in movies of the game, you can check them out at the OnGate E3. There's also some (non-adult, blah) in-game pictures linked below.

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Short Documentary Film on Robot Fetishists (Quicktime, around 6 minutes long)

People are working from multiple directions to combine sex and technology. Slashdong deals with making connections between people simple, understandable, and affordable. There are others that are more interested in adding technology through robots and dolls as a fetish. Each piece brings a new piece to the puzzle of getting off using our technological discoveries.

This video gives a short overview of robotics fetishists, or ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots, currently the only fetish I know of usually refered to by it's newsgroup, showing just how hardcore geek this fetish really is. :) ). It's educational and non-biased, a very good piece that gives you an idea of what's going on in the world of ASFR.

I plan on doing a feature on ASFR at a later date, but if you're interested in checking out more info on it now, take a look at FemBotCentral or MaleBots.

Movie via Shouting To Hear the Echos. Found it through Technorati. Yay Technorati!

Guy Game officially banned, moves to video distribution

Remember The Guy Game? Unfortunatly, we do. It was a rather stupid quiz/party game for PS2/Xbox that showed varying levels of boobage if you got a question right or wrong. Well, unfortunatly some of that boobage wasn't exactly old enough to be for sale on video, and the resulting lawsuit has now come out in favor of the children. So, no more Guy Game.

However, not to be detered from making tons and tons of sweet, sweet cash off the nakedness of idiotic college girls, the producers of the game are now releasing all of the game footage on a DVD. So, for only $20, you can watch stupid whores give scripted answers easy trivia questions, and then flash their boobs (which is apparently a valid replacement for lack of common knowledge).

Or you could just buy some real porn. Unless you're into that whole "badly played trivia" fetish thing.

via Fleshbot/Gamespot

Very Strange Sims

All of my experiences with the Sims are as follows:

• Race to see how fast I could make Lesbians.
• Use the money cheat to give myself infinite cash and use the program as a Architecture/CAD design workbench. It's honestly a good way to lay out your house!

Apparently, some people want the game to resemble an Aphex Twin video, though. For these crazy, scary people, there is Very Strange Sims. This site features weird Sims meshes and skins, as well as furniture that's on the rather... invasive side of things.

via Fleshbot